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The single pocket on my new shorts is fake. This is a misogynistic sartorial attack on women. -
Nothing is more awkward than the titles of stand up specials on Netflix.
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I *want* to work and write and edit and read, but I definitely need a break is a bit of quicksand I get myself into every couple of months.
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The Terror is an excellent excellent excellent excellent show.
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Disappointed this wasn’t about actual birds https://t.co/ZshFetaaPh
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Oh jeez. The other kmckean who uses my email address needs to schedule her mammogram. I feel like I should figure o… https://t.co/Oi2OGKhB00
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RT @dog_rates: OUR 2019 CALENDARS ARE AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER! 📆 🐶 300+ Spectacular Pups to Make Every Day Better 🐶 A Mix of Your… https://t.co/WlvRry0wNH
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OMG look. I got @Lubchansky to design me a #teammckean logo and they made my dreams come true. https://t.co/uDtgwaMakV
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When the subway is delayed, it costs me about $35 in cab fare and late-pickup fees at daycare. I am lucky to be abl… https://t.co/tfarsuLdGm
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SOMEONE PLEASE USE THIS TO WRITE ME NOVELS #mswl https://t.co/asLSWyjCbR